Ron and Nancy got the house but Sid and Nancy rule
I died eight years ago I=92m still a legend at my high school
I stole a Chevy and I wrapped it round a tree
But that=92s ok cause no one=92s gonna make the next century
I=92m up in heaven now,they say I=92m here to stay
Where the clouds are really puffy and the angels sing every day
Al le lu ia Al le lu ia Al le lu ia Ahh
(same as above) The cafeteria=92s got everything, it=92s gonna drive me mad Cause it looks just like this big Hawaiin party that my mother had It=92s like the worst Elvis film I=92ve ever seen Technicolor luau all in Technicolor green There=92s camping trips and donkey rides and singing round the fire They signed me up for surfing but they can=92t get me in the choir Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia
But there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings Leather boots, magenta hair and saying nasty things I=92d say she was an angel but it=92s stupid and it=92s obvious I said you=92ll hate it here caused we=92re the only ones like us It=92s crypto-fascist mania it=92s silicon deliria Yeah she said, you=92re right, but I like the cafeteria
Hey God we=92re the bad kids, we=92re so nasty mean and vile God looks like a guidance counselor, God=92s got that smile God says how could this be, that=92s really odd I=92ll guess I=92ll have to check my records,=20 Silly me you know I=92m only God Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia
The waves are always perfect and the sun will always shine but there=92s got to be more to death than surfing all the time I know the signs of self destruction so I try to stop each new kid Don=92t be like me forever young, forever stupid And yeah I found love here, but I bet you=92ll find it there Where they don=92t always make the same joke, gee you make a heavenly pair Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia
