Such pleasant company Fm/Eb In Mrs. Stately's garden
Saltines and jasmine tea Fm/Eb In Mrs. Stately's garden
Verse 1:
Did you hear the Miller girl was found by Cooper's Pond
(Oh, what a shame, she was so young)
There has even been talk of a child
(Well, the Millers have always been wild)
Poor thing
Chorus 2:
A new cake recipe In Mrs. Stately's garden A minor tragedy In Mrs. Stately's garden
Verse 2:
The boy that she'd been seeing went to Watertown (She must have thought he'd let her down) Do you think he knows what she has done (My boy Roger would never have run) Poor thing
Chorus 3:
The ladies fill the chairs In Mrs. Stately's garden A scandal fills the air In Mrs. Stately's garden
Verse 3:
I don't think we should see Marge Miller anymore (I know I'm right and that's for sure) You can't mingle with people like that (Get up, Alice, you're crushing my hat) Poor thing
Chorus 4:
Lots of activity In Mrs. Stately's garden But there's no sympathy In Mrs. Stately's garden
Chorus 5:
Next week they'll come for tea In Mrs. Stately's garden Next week it may be me In Mrs. Stately's garden