Here it is, long awaited (?) and hopefully accurate.

Some notes:

(1) I figured this out without having the tape player going, so though the
chord pattern is accurate (pretty much all I-IV-V) I've put this in the key of
G, which may be different from that on the album.  The important thing is that
_I_ can sing it in this key.  So there.
Seriously, though, transposing this would not be a big deal.

(2) There is a surprise A chord (or II chord, made major) in the last
chorus.  I really feel like there is another "surprise" chord in the rest of
the choruses, but I can't quite put a finger on it (ha, ha).  The way I've
printed it here sounds pretty good, though.

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The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
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by Andy Partridge
Album:  XTC "Nonsuch"
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GG Piano Chord 
                CC Piano Chord 

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
GG Piano Chord 
                   CC Piano Chord 

Spreading wisdom and cash around
GG Piano Chord 
       G/BG/B Piano Chord 
          CC Piano Chord 

Fed the starving and housed the poor
GG Piano Chord 
          G/BG/B Piano Chord 
    CC Piano Chord 

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

CC Piano Chord 
      DD Piano Chord 
             EmEm Piano Chord 

CHORUS: But he made too many enemies
CC Piano Chord 
      DD Piano Chord 
                EmEm Piano Chord 

Of the people who would keep us on our knees
CC Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin,
CC Piano Chord 
               DD Piano Chord 

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin-
GG Piano Chord 
     D/F#D/F# Piano Chord 
  C/EC/E Piano Chord 
  DD Piano Chord 
  CC Piano Chord 
  G/BG/B Piano Chord 
  D/AD/A Piano Chord 
  D/F#D/F# Piano Chord 

head?

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all
Emptied churches and shopping malls
When he spoke it would raise the roof
Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

(CHORUS)

Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame
Governments who would slur his name
Plots and sex scandals failed outright
Peter merely said, "Any kind of love is all all right"

(CHORUS)

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good
Had him nailed to a chunk of wood
He died grinning on live TV
Hanging there he looked a lot like you, and an awful lot like me!

CC Piano Chord 
      DD Piano Chord 
             EmEm Piano Chord 

(CHORUS)But he made too many enemies
CC Piano Chord 
      DD Piano Chord 
                EmEm Piano Chord 

Of the people who would keep us on our knees
CC Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin,
CC Piano Chord 
               DD Piano Chord 

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin-
GG Piano Chord 
     D/F#D/F# Piano Chord 
  C/EC/E Piano Chord 
  DD Piano Chord 

head?       Ah-ah-ah
CC Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
CC Piano Chord 
               DD Piano Chord 

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin
CC Piano Chord 
          Dsus4  DD Piano Chord 
    C/DC/D Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 

Hooray for Pe  -  ter - Pump - kin -
GG Piano Chord 
     D/F#D/F# Piano Chord 
  C/EC/E Piano Chord 
  DD Piano Chord 

Head!
CC Piano Chord 
      G/BG/B Piano Chord 
          AA Piano Chord 
                D/F#D/F# Piano Chord 

Oh my, oh my, don't it make you want to cry, oh!
GG Piano Chord 

(ending)