This song is off the Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock! album

Hello, my name is Justin and E.T. has placed me in a
casket filled with cornbread as he smilied at me with his shiny energized
and amazing eyes.

Hi!! Here is the tab for the coolest Sebadoe song, "Mean
Distance":

Chords: E5, D5, C5

tHESE CHORDS ARE PLAYED WITH ALL THE OTHER STRINGS OPEN AS
WELL AS THE NORMAL 5th chord fingerings, so they aren't technically 5th
chors, probabably suspened fourth chords, etc., or whatever exactly they
are I do not know!!!!!!! AAAAhhhhhhhh!!!!!
You must play these chords in a smoothly swaying and
rockinglike motion as you smile as well.

E5: 079900,  D5: 057700, C5: 035500

yay motherfucker

verse:
E5E5 Piano Chord 
               D5D5 Piano Chord 
     E5E5 Piano Chord 
           D5D5 Piano Chord 
     E5E5 Piano Chord 

Alone with the magic I know it is a crime swimming in the
D5D5 Piano Chord 
    E5E5 Piano Chord 
     D5D5 Piano Chord 
    C5C5 Piano Chord 
                     D5D5 Piano Chord 
             C5C5 Piano Chord 

oceans of my mind. Below the surface a presence remains subjective
D5D5 Piano Chord 
                     C5C5 Piano Chord 
             D5D5 Piano Chord 

indecision, sings I'm deranged!!! AAAAAAhhhhhh, aaaaaahhhHHHH....
E5E5 Piano Chord 
  D5D5 Piano Chord 
           E5E5 Piano Chord 
           D5D5 Piano Chord 
     E5E5 Piano Chord 

Cykokinesis, though all it isn't mine, designed to a
D5D5 Piano Chord 
         E5E5 Piano Chord 
        D5D5 Piano Chord 
    C5C5 Piano Chord 
               D5D5 Piano Chord 
         C5C5 Piano Chord 

degree, I welcome the life.. Be aware I'm a weary wreck, so wrap
D5D5 Piano Chord 
                C5C5 Piano Chord 
              D5D5 Piano Chord 

your hands around my neck!! AAAAaaahhhhh..., aaaahhhhhh...
E5E5 Piano Chord 
             D5D5 Piano Chord 
        E5E5 Piano Chord 
      D5D5 Piano Chord 
        E5E5 Piano Chord 

Half crazed elf friends given an escape, the bands so
D5D5 Piano Chord 
        D5D5 Piano Chord 
             C5C5 Piano Chord 
                    D5D5 Piano Chord 

misgiven I call it MSD...Dreaming of a goddess I admire and trust,
C5C5 Piano Chord 
                        D5D5 Piano Chord 
                  C5C5 Piano Chord 

deal with my neurosis and satisfy my lust!!! AAAAaaaahhh....
D5D5 Piano Chord 

AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh......

Then for the speed metal ending to this song, use the same chords
and play them much faster and insaner and use the words for the second
half of the last section (dreming of..) and then go to the beginning
SECTION AND ONLY DO THE FIRST HALF OF IT (ALONE WITH..), AND THEN do the
first half of the second section (cykokinesis though...), go insane even
more and then end, yay