Old Man Kensey wants to be a sign painter First he's got to learn to read He's gonna be a clown on TV Flags at his elbow, time to breathe That's my folly, I believe Drink up the lake Kensey's awake That's my folly, that's my mistake
Old Man Kensey wants to be a goalie First he's got to learn to count He's gonna be a clown on a circus mount Letters to be signed in sopped-up tar Kensey's going far John, Bill and Ed, stand on your head That's my folly, I'm ready to go
Old Man Kensey wants to be a dog catcher First he's got to learn to stand He's gonna be a clown in a marching band Letters to be signed ransom greed That's my folly, I believe Drink up the lake, John, Bill and Ed, That's my folly, that's my mistake Kensey's awake, stand on your head That's my folly, I'm ready to go