'When patterns are broken, new worlds can emerge'

-- Tuli Kupferberg, as quoted in _Reader's Digest_ (4/87)

I don't know what was more of a sign that the 60s were over... Lawrence
Welk owning the Country Joe and the Fish catalog (Welk Music Group bought
Vanguard) or one of the Fugs being quoted in _Reader's Digest_...

"Dirty Old Man"
(E. Sanders - L. Goldbart)

Intro [6X]:

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Verse 1 (chorus echoes each line except as noted):

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Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
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Lookin' up every dress I can
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Suckin' wind through my upper plate
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I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([1] you f*ckin' dirty old man   [2] disgusting!)

Verse 2:

Handin' out joints to the kids at school
Givin' out pictures and porn and pills
Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([2] ya prevert!)

Verse 3:

Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
Communist literature in my hands
Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

([2] you!)

[instrumental break over verse chords]

Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)

[cackle] Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard!  I
got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny
cigarettes* for all you boys [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures* for
all of you together!  Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus
cop's coming... I better split now.  Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]

[repeat verses 1-3]

Coda:

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I'm a dirty old man

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers