so give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile
CHORUS
I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
Kung fu That was one of my good ones Well what's a few broken bones When we all know it's good clean fun Skateboards I've almost made them respectable You see I can't always get through to you So I go for your son I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark Didja looka looka lookit alla blood Give me all your money etc.
CHORUS
Right Now I think I'm gonna plan a new trend Because the line on the graph's getting low And we can't have that And you think you're immune But I can sell you anything Anything from a thin safety pin To a pork pie hat 'Cause I got the trash etc.