I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
Alan Jackson

(brisk, country strumming)
EE Piano Chord 

I was sitting in a roadhouse out on Highway 41
You were mopping up some ketchup at a table that was done
AA Piano Chord 

I know you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
EE Piano Chord 

Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
BB Piano Chord 

I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing
E [tacet]                      B [tacet]
But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

CHORUS:
AA Piano Chord 

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
EE Piano Chord 

I've never been too good at all those sexual games
AA Piano Chord 

So maybe it's just better that we leave it this way
E [tacet]                          B [tacet]
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name.

I ordered straight tequila, a little courage and shock
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, hey, I went a little far
I finally got to HUG you when you HELPED me to my car
The last thing I remember, I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

CHORUS

(slow, blues picking)

The next thing I remember I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me, without her left front tooth
And I said "Where the hell am I, and just who the hell are you?"
She said "I was your waitress, and our last name's now the same."
'Cause I'm married to you baby and I don't even know your name.

(back to brisk country strumming)
AA Piano Chord 

I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
EE Piano Chord 

I've never been too good at all those sexual games
AA Piano Chord 

I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
E [tacet]                             B [tacet]
I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name.