It's a god-awful small affair to the girl with the mousy hair
But her mother is yelling "No" and her father as told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
as she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
and she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools as they ask her to focus on
CHORUS:
Sailors, fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! look at those cavemen go, it's a freakest show
Take a look at the Lawman, beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?
It's on Amerika's tortured brow Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes Rule Brittania is out of bounds To my mother, my dog and clowns But the film is a saddening bore `Cause I wrote it ten times before It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on ...CHORUS
NOTE: For the verse, pick with the following pattern- the base note and first and second strings all simultaneously, then the third string. For the chorus, strum.
