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SONG: What's The Matter With Kids Today?
AUTHOR: Fat Mike
BAND: NOFX
ALBUM: Heavy Petting Zoo (Epitaph 1996)
TABBED BY: The Jackal

IMHO, not a very good song, but at least it's easy to play.

A C A C A C G	:----- (this part is kind of like "Plateau" by Meat Puppets)

AA Piano Chord 
                  CC Piano Chord 
              AA Piano Chord 
          CC Piano Chord 

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
AA Piano Chord 
             CC Piano Chord 
        GG Piano Chord 

They always listen to Mom
AA Piano Chord 
           CC Piano Chord 
     AA Piano Chord 
        CC Piano Chord 

They disregard civil disobedience
AA Piano Chord 
              CC Piano Chord 
             GG Piano Chord 

They'd rather do what they should
FF Piano Chord 
         CC Piano Chord 
       GG Piano Chord 

They don't drink or fuck or fight
FF Piano Chord 
        CC Piano Chord 
                  GG Piano Chord 

They all stay home and read, expand their minds

There's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac
They're always going to church
They dress well and they're speaking articulate
They show each other respect
They're never late, don't smoke or break rules
They all eat right, study hard and like school.

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood...

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