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Two Little Hitlers (from the album *Armed Forces*)

AA Piano Chord 
                 EE Piano Chord 

Why are we racing to be so old?
AA Piano Chord 
                             EE Piano Chord 

I'm up late pacing the floor I won't be told
AA Piano Chord 
                          EE Piano Chord 
             DD Piano Chord 

You have your reservations I'm bought and sold
DD Piano Chord 

I'll face the music I'll face the facts
EE Piano Chord 

Even when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks
AA Piano Chord 
                    EE Piano Chord 

Bowing and squawking Running after titbits
AA Piano Chord 
                     E7E7 Piano Chord 

Bobbing and squinting Just like a nitwit

(CHORUS)
DD Piano Chord 

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
EE Piano Chord 
                                      AA Piano Chord 

One little Hitler does the other one's will
DD Piano Chord 
       EE Piano Chord 
            DD Piano Chord 
           EE Piano Chord 

I will    return     I will    not burn

Down in the basement
AA Piano Chord 
                       EE Piano Chord 

I need my head examined I need my eyes excited
AA Piano Chord 
                          E7E7 Piano Chord 

I'd like to join the party But I was not invited
AA Piano Chord 
                       E7E7 Piano Chord 

You make a member of me I'll be delighted
DD Piano Chord 

I wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown
EE Piano Chord 

Dirty words for dirty minds Written in a toilet town
AA Piano Chord 
                   E7E7 Piano Chord 

Dial me a Valentine She's a smooth operator
AA Piano Chord 
                      E7E7 Piano Chord 

It's all so calculated She's got a calculator
AA Piano Chord 
                              E7E7 Piano Chord 

She's my soft touch typewriter And I'm the great dictator

(Chorus)





AA Piano Chord 

A simple game of self-respect
EE Piano Chord 
                          AA Piano Chord 

You flick a switch and the world goes off
EE Piano Chord 
                     AA Piano Chord 

Nobody jumps as you expect
EE Piano Chord 
                                   F#mF#m Piano Chord 
           EE Piano Chord 

I would have thought you would have had enough by now
AA Piano Chord 
                         E7E7 Piano Chord 

You call selective dating For some effective mating
AA Piano Chord 
                                E7E7 Piano Chord 

I thought I'd let you down, dear But you were just deflating
AA Piano Chord 
                           E7E7 Piano Chord 

I knew right from the start We'd end up hating
DD Piano Chord 

Pictures of the merchandise Plastered on the wall
EE Piano Chord 

We can look so long as we don't have to talk at all
AA Piano Chord 
                             E7E7 Piano Chord 

You say you'll never know him He's an unnatural man
AA Piano Chord 
                             AA Piano Chord 

He doesn't want your pleasure He wants as no one can
AA Piano Chord 
                             E7E7 Piano Chord 

He wants to know the names of All those he's better than

(Chorus)
DD Piano Chord 
      EE Piano Chord 

I will return
DD Piano Chord 
        EE Piano Chord 

I will not burn  . . . . .

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michael p mccullough ++++ Klamath Falls OR   # 1.541.884.3278
all moanday, tearsday, wailsday, thumpsday, frightday, shatterday (joyce/FW)