FLAKES
by Frank Zappa

FLAKES! FLAKES
FLAKES, FLAKES

F#mF#m Piano Chord 
               EE Piano Chord 

THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
EE Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 

THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
DD Piano Chord 
          F#mF#m Piano Chord 
   EE Piano Chord 

WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
EE Piano Chord 
               C#mC#m Piano Chord 

THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
DD Piano Chord 
             BmBm Piano Chord 

THERE WASTIN MINE
G#mG#m Piano Chord 

CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
F#mF#m Piano Chord 

BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM

[CHORUS]
EE Piano Chord 
               AA Piano Chord 
            BB Piano Chord 

SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST

THEY GOT THE FLAKES

FLAKES! FLAKES!
F#mF#m Piano Chord 
                EE Piano Chord 

THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
EE Piano Chord 
                        DD Piano Chord 

YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
DD Piano Chord 
          F#mF#m Piano Chord 
     EE Piano Chord 

WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
EE Piano Chord 
                        C#mC#m Piano Chord 

YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
DD Piano Chord 
                      BmBm Piano Chord 

BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
G#mG#m Piano Chord 

THERE LYIN AND LAZY
F#mF#m Piano Chord 

THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY

[CHORUS]
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
DD Piano Chord 
                  EmEm Piano Chord 

I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD

DD Piano Chord 

IF MY JOB WOULD
GG Piano Chord 
          AA Piano Chord 
           BB Piano Chord 

SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
DD Piano Chord 
                    EmEm Piano Chord 

WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
EmEm Piano Chord 

CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
DD Piano Chord 

AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
GG Piano Chord 
                   AA Piano Chord 
          BB Piano Chord 

BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
DD Piano Chord 
                       EmEm Piano Chord 

YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
DD Piano Chord 

THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
GG Piano Chord 
                       AA Piano Chord 

THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
AA Piano Chord 
                      BB Piano Chord 

THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
DD Piano Chord 
                        EmEm Piano Chord 

AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
DD Piano Chord 

THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
GG Piano Chord 
                   AA Piano Chord 

THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
BB Piano Chord 

TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL

E  A  B,  E  A B...ETC

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I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
EE Piano Chord 

WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
AA Piano Chord 
            BB Piano Chord 

YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
EE Piano Chord 
                         AA Piano Chord 
           BB Piano Chord 

THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON

EE Piano Chord 
                              AA Piano Chord 
      BB Piano Chord 

THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
EE Piano Chord 

AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
AA Piano Chord 
          BB Piano Chord 

LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY

E D E D E D ETC..

WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US

WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU

If you know this song it should come easy!

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You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!

Submited by
Will Kaemmerling