This is one of my favorites.  Surprised that nobody has posted this until
now.  Anyway, here is my version......

Lynyrd Skynyrd
Don't Ask Me No Questions

Chords: G, D, C, F#m

GG Piano Chord 
                  DD Piano Chord 
               CC Piano Chord 
                   GG Piano Chord 

Well, every time that I come home nobody wants to let me be
GG Piano Chord 
                      DD Piano Chord 
                   CC Piano Chord 
                      GG Piano Chord 

It seems that all the friends I got just got ta come interrogate me
GG Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
                     F#mF#m Piano Chord 
                   DD Piano Chord 

I appreciate your feelings and I don't want ta pass ya by
GG Piano Chord 
                       DD Piano Chord 
                CC Piano Chord 
                   GG Piano Chord 

But I don't ask you 'bout your business, don't ask me about mine

Well its true I love the money and I love my brand new car
I like drinkin' the best of whiskey and playin' in a honk-tonk bar
But when I come off the road, I just got ta have my time
Cause I, got ta find a break in this action or else I'm going ta lose my mind

Chorus:
GG Piano Chord 
                  DD Piano Chord 
                 CC Piano Chord 
                 GG Piano Chord 

So dont ask me, no questions and I won't tell you no lies
GG Piano Chord 
                       DD Piano Chord 
                 CC Piano Chord 
              GG Piano Chord 

So dont ask me 'bout my business and I won't tell you goodbye

????????? drivin' me up a wall
and everytime I think I can sleep some fool has got to call
Well, dontcha think that I come home I just want a little piece of mind
If ya want ta talk about business buddy you just wastin' time

Chorus

So don't ask no stupid questions, and I wont send you away
If ya want ta talk fishin' I guess that'll be OK


Hobbes				"Ill fares it with a State, whose
East Carolina University Alumni  history is written by others than
C.S.A.	DEO VINDICE		 her own Sons."  -- Prescott