song: Plum Dumb artist: The Dead Milkmen album: various albums
:Dm C...: She stands there on the corner decked out in raspberry jeans waiting and watching and oh here he comes he pulls up beside here in a sporty machine rolls down his window and hands her a bag of plums
:Dm C...: Plums? Eat them he tells here they make you feel great So she hops in the car he steps on the gas she says can't you drive faster it's getting late just a wee bit faster you're not going to fast
:Dm C...: Freeway riding down the freeway cruisin' they are really cruisin'
when the plums take affect
the plums suddenly juice her mind
she is no longer a nervous wreck
now her nerves are blind she feels fine
:Dm C...: Oh I feel great she says but he already knows it cause she's fingering his hair and biting his toe she's really plumbed out and in her eyes she shows it she says what's the hurry? Drive more slow
:Dm C...: Moisture drips from her edible lips he looks into her eyes and he's quick to relize that he'd better pull over before he gets to Dover cause if he really wants her now the time is wise
:Dm C...: Freeway riding down the freeway cruisin' they are really cruisin'
when the plums take affect
the plums suddenly juice her mind
she is no longer a nervous wreck
now her nerves are blind she feels fine
:Dm C....: She's plum dumb plum dumb plum it plum it plum it plum it plum it
