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One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic

Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)
Chords by Bo Ford

I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any
mistakes.  I'm not
absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close.  Have fun.
Bo

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Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
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'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.

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So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,
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And I tore all your pictures in two,
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And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
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Just because it reminds me of you.....

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That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
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I'm glad that you found somebody new,
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'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
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Than spend one more minute with you.

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I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
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You got me feeling down in the dumps,
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'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
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And I have to use the self-service pumps...

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Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
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You ain't gonna break my heart in two
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'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
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Than spend one more minute with you..

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I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
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Than watch you going out with other men
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I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
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Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

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I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
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Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
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In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
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Than spend one more minute with you

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Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
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Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
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I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with
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Double-edged razor blades
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Than spend one more minute with you

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I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
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And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
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Than spend one more minute with you.....