# "Advertising Man" by David Wilcox transcription by Bill Boroson (5/7/95) INTRO: C E7 Fmaj7 G7sus4 G7 C Csus4C C Piano Chord E7 E7 Piano Chord If you want some real contentment, to live life at its best,F+2 Fm Fm Piano Chord You can buy these dry tobacco leaves, to breathe into your chest.C C Piano Chord A7 A7 Piano Chord D7 D7 Piano Chord D6 D6 Piano Chord And then look up at the billboard, while all the promises comeG G Piano Chord Gsus4/A G5(add C#)/B C#)/B Piano Chord G/B G/B Piano Chord true, for you.C C Piano Chord E7 E7 Piano Chord You'll feel alive with pleasure, playful as a child.F+2 Fm Fm Piano Chord You've come to where the freedom is. You're cool and mild.C C Piano Chord A7 A7 Piano Chord D7 D7 Piano Chord D6 D6 Piano Chord You'll laugh with every lungful as the change comesG7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord Csus4 Csus4 Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord over you.G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord So look up at the billboard. See her smiling, sexy and tan.Csus4 Csus4 Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord Am7 Am7 Piano Chord D7/F# G G Piano Chord Gsus4/A G/B G/B Piano Chord But the only one who's laughing is the advertising man.C C Piano Chord E7 E7 Piano Chord Those portraits of pleasure, of those who like to smoke,F F Piano Chord Fm Fm Piano Chord They're laughing in the photograph, but we don't get the joke.C C Piano Chord A7 A7 Piano Chord D7 D7 Piano Chord D6 D6 Piano Chord Now why would they be smiling while they're lookingG G Piano Chord Gsus4/A G5(add C#)/B C#)/B Piano Chord G/B G/B Piano Chord down our way?C C Piano Chord E7 E7 Piano Chord I guess they're making easy money climbing up the rungs,F F Piano Chord Fm Fm Piano Chord C C Piano Chord A7 A7 Piano Chord D7 D7 Piano Chord D6 D6 Piano Chord They must be laughing in astonishment that we believe the thingsG7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord Csus4 Csus4 Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord they say.G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord So look up at the billboard. See her smiling, sexy and tan.Csus4 Csus4 Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7 G7 Piano Chord C C Piano Chord Am7 Am7 Piano Chord D7/F# G G Piano Chord Gsus4/A G/B G/B Piano Chord But the only one who's laughing is the advertising man.C C Piano Chord E7 E7 Piano Chord Now crack'll kill you quickly. That's why it's got to go.F+2 Fm Fm Piano Chord They'll get more of your money if they kill you nice and slow. [E] [D] [C] [B] [A] [G] G* G* Piano Chord [G] And the on - ly one who's laugh - ing is theG7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord [B] [C C Piano Chord ] [G] G7sus4 G7sus4 Piano Chord C+2 C C Piano Chord ad - ver - ti - sing man. [] - play individual notes * - strum from high to low strings 6 5 4 3 2 1 A7 x 0 2 0 2 0 C x 3 2 0 1 3 C+2 x 3 0 2 1 x Csus4 x 3 3 0 1 x D7 x x 0 5 3 x D7/F# 2 x 0 2 1 x D6 x x 0 4 3 xE7 E7 Piano Chord 0 2 0 1 0 0F F Piano Chord 1 3 3 2 1 1Fm Fm Piano Chord 1 3 3 1 1 1 F+2 x x 3 1 1 3 Fmaj7 x x 3 2 1 0 G 3 x 0 0 0 x G/B x 2 0 0 3 x G7 3 x 3 0 0 x G7sus4 3 x 3 0 1 x Gsus4/A x 0 0 0 1 x G5(add C#)/B x 2 0 0 2 x