I'm not certain of any special procedures to posting lyrics since I'm new to
this group, but I saw two requests to have this posted and this is the
way I like to read music, so here goes:

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
Words and Music by Paul Simon, 1975

Em/GEm/G Piano Chord 
            D6D6 Piano Chord 
               CM7CM7 Piano Chord 
                B7-9B7-9 Piano Chord 
   B7B7 Piano Chord 

"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me

EmEm Piano Chord 
              D#dim7D#dim7 Piano Chord 
     GM9+5         B+B+ Piano Chord 

"the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly.

EmEm Piano Chord 
          D6D6 Piano Chord 
                 CM7CM7 Piano Chord 
             B7-9B7-9 Piano Chord 

I'm here to help you if you're struggling to be free;

B7B7 Piano Chord 
     EmEm Piano Chord 
    Am7Am7 Piano Chord 
                EmEm Piano Chord 

there must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

Em/GEm/G Piano Chord 
            D6D6 Piano Chord 
            CM7CM7 Piano Chord 
         B7-9B7-9 Piano Chord 
   B7B7 Piano Chord 

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude;

EmEm Piano Chord 
        D#dim7D#dim7 Piano Chord 
           GM9+5         B+B+ Piano Chord 

I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.

EmEm Piano Chord 
           D6D6 Piano Chord 
          CM7CM7 Piano Chord 
           B7-9B7-9 Piano Chord 

But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude;

B7B7 Piano Chord 
     EmEm Piano Chord 
    Am7Am7 Piano Chord 
                EmEm Piano Chord 

there must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

EmEm Piano Chord 
    Am7Am7 Piano Chord 
                EmEm Piano Chord 

fifty ways to leave your lover."

GG Piano Chord 

Just slip out the back, Jack.

Bb6Bb6 Piano Chord 

Make a new plan, Stan;

C7C7 Piano Chord 

You don't need to be coy, Roy,

GG Piano Chord 

just get yourself free.    (on repeat:  Just listen to me)


GG Piano Chord 

Hop on the bus, Gus;

Bb6Bb6 Piano Chord 

You don't need to discuss much;

C7C7 Piano Chord 

Just drop off the key, Lee.

GG Piano Chord 

and get yourself free.

REPEAT CHORUS

Second verse:

She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I
wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again."
I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the
fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight;
I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light."
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be
fifty ways to leave your lover,
fifty ways to leave your lover."

REPEAT CHORUS twice.

Chords: (by request)

Em/GEm/G Piano Chord 
    322000
D6      xx0432
CM7     x32000
B7-9    x24222
B7B7 Piano Chord 
      021202
EmEm Piano Chord 
      022000
D#dim7  xx1222
GM9+5   320203  :-- I don't have a guitar around right now, is this possible?
B+      xx1004
Am7     x02213
GG Piano Chord 
       320003
Bb6     x13311
C7      x32310

Hope these help, and I hope they're right!  Some of them are just plain
bizarre, so your guess is probably as good as mine.  Happy fingering!