2000 MAN    [well, a start anyways.  Pretty close. :-)]
(Jagger/Richards)

[I think the one line of the chorus/bridge/break/whatever ends in
a pun (sun = son), but can't be sure as I'm only listening to the
recording.  Any attempt to tab this sucker certainly welcome.]

Intro:  Instrumental

AA Piano Chord 
                   E7E7 Piano Chord 
               AA Piano Chord 

Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film
(AA Piano Chord 
)                           E7E7 Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 

And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill
DD Piano Chord 
                     A/Asus4
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
DD Piano Chord 
                          AA Piano Chord 
     GG Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 
  E7E7 Piano Chord 

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[same chords:]
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her
I am having an affair with a random computer
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 
     (AA Piano Chord 
)            DD Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,
AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 
      E7E7 Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
   AA Piano Chord 
    (AA Piano Chord 
)            DD Piano Chord 
   AA Piano Chord 

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
   AA Piano Chord 
     E7E7 Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
D(?)
Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing
B7B7 Piano Chord 
                 E7E7 Piano Chord 

like it did when you were young?
AA Piano Chord 

Or did you come down crashing
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                            AA Piano Chord 

seeing all the things you'd done?
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                    AA Piano Chord 

Oh it's a big put - on

AA Piano Chord 
              DD Piano Chord 
             AA Piano Chord 

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
(AA Piano Chord 
)            E7E7 Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
AA Piano Chord 
              DD Piano Chord 
             AA Piano Chord 

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
(AA Piano Chord 
)            E7E7 Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun

[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.
Moving to D]

DD Piano Chord 
                     A/Asus4
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
D                          A     G  A  E7  (hold)
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

AA Piano Chord 
  DD Piano Chord 
  E7E7 Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 


submitted by:
Ted Hermary