"Plan 13" performed by the Riverdales written by Ben Foster/Dan Schafer (Ben Weasel/Danny Vapid) (C) 1995 Weasels Inc. (ASCAP) (P) 1995 Lookout! Records from the Lookout! Records release The Riverdales (LK 120 LP/CS/CD)
[Notes] * Lyrics are my best guess, as a sheet is not included with the album
*** ["Plan 13"]
[A / D / A / G / D / A] x2
Lucy went out on a date, they parked in Lover's Lane
Makin' out to Dion and the radio broke in
Said a one-armed lunatic was on the loose and Lucy freaked
Feel that dryer spinnin' crazy (?), that's what we call Plan 13
[A / D / A / G / D / A] x2
Wrapped with incest(??), back at Lucy's, under the street lights Lucy walked around the car and kissed her man good-night A bloody hook was hangin' from the handle gleamin', out of scene Lucy dropped dead on the spot and that's what we call Plan 13
[A / D / A / G / D / A] x2
[B / E / F# / A / E] x4
Sue was baby-sitting, getting freaky calls all night The operator said, "We'll trace it, keep him on the line" Call came in -- "He's upstairs in the house!" the operator screamed Sue ran out, the cops showed up, the kids were dead, that's Plan 13