Santa's Beard by They Might Be Giants

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Once a year my friend puts on a red suit

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and hangs around with me and my wife

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but lately I've been feeling jealous

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each time she climbs on his knee

And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
now I can't help but feeling jealous
each time she climbs on his knee
why must she climb on his knee


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I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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she kissed him once and whispered in his ear

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I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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I wish he would go - he's breaking up my home


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She always had this twisted side to her
but she'd never drag my name around town
but lately she's been humming cheating songs
and I don't like that fat guy around
no I don't like that fat guy around

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-E.M.