Absolutely Bill's Mood by They Might Be Giants

[Convention: each chord is two beats/half a measure.  A dash indicates that
the chord is held for another two beats; two chords with a slash between
them are held for one beat/a quarter of a measure each.]

1.
|:     BmBm Piano Chord 
        F#mF#m Piano Chord 
            EE Piano Chord 
             BmBm Piano Chord 
  :|
I was born in a lighthouse, my mother was the sea
I crawled to school each morning when it occurred to me

GG Piano Chord 
             DD Piano Chord 
              F#F# Piano Chord 
              BmBm Piano Chord 

that life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see

EE Piano Chord 
               -      F#F# Piano Chord 
  -
and this is what it said to me:


Chorus:
BmBm Piano Chord 
                 AA Piano Chord 
          BmBm Piano Chord 
               F#mF#m Piano Chord 

My room's comfortably small with rubber lining the walls

BmBm Piano Chord 
              EE Piano Chord 
          AA Piano Chord 
  -
and there's someone always calling my name

BmBm Piano Chord 
              AA Piano Chord 
          BmBm Piano Chord 
                 F#mF#m Piano Chord 

he calls when I'm alone and he calls when I'm not home

DD Piano Chord 
                    -         F#F# Piano Chord 
  -
and he calls when I'm stuck out in the rain

|: BmBm Piano Chord 
  - / AA Piano Chord 
 :|
I'm insane


2.
Now listen all you swingers, don't you try to tag along
I know monkey see but monkey's dead, for you it would be wrong
put a dime in my jukebox - you'll only hear this song
and it won't be fun for long

(Chorus)

-E.M.