This is no joke. It's a song that Bruce released on a kids album.

Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips
Bruce Springsteen

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Spoken:  This is for all you kids out there that hate your mom and pop for
forcin you to eat everything thats on you dinner plate every night.

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Yea, when I was a little kid see I never liked to eat
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And Mama put things on my plate and Id dump em on her feet
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But then one day she made this soup I ate it all in bed
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I asked her what she put in it, well this is what she said

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Oh chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
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Yea monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salimander thighs
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Well, rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies
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Stir em all together and its Mamas Soup Surprise.

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Well now I went in the bathroom and I stood beside the sink
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I said Im feeling slightly ill and Id think Id like a drink
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Mama said I have just the thing, Ill get it in a wink
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Its full of lots of protein and vitamins, I think

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It was chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
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Yea monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salimander thighs
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Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies
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Stir em all together and its Mamas Soup Surprise.