"Kim The Waitress" -- Material Issue

Written by:  Jeff Kelly
Transcribed by:  Mike Novak

The basic riff goes like this, varied each time:

A       D              C       D/G  (wail on this chord)
E|---------2----2--2-2---------O--2--2---2-2----
B|-------2-3----3--3-3---------1--3--3---3-3----
G|-------2-2----2--2-2---------O--2--2---2-2----   [repeat]
D|----2--2------------------2-----O--O---O-O----
A|-O---------------------3--------O--O---O-O----
E|--------------------------------3--3---3-3----


AA Piano Chord 
                DD Piano Chord 

Pressed lips and tender hips

CC Piano Chord 
       D/GD/G Piano Chord 
   AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
   CC Piano Chord 
   D/GD/G Piano Chord 

Turnin' in my head

AA Piano Chord 
                  DD Piano Chord 

Writing poems in a corner booth

CC Piano Chord 
       D/GD/G Piano Chord 
    AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
   CC Piano Chord 
   D/GD/G Piano Chord 

That I'd die if she read

AA Piano Chord 
                   DD Piano Chord 

Seeing her in but a silver cross

CC Piano Chord 
     D/GD/G Piano Chord 
    AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
   CC Piano Chord 
   D/GD/G Piano Chord 

Lying on her bed

[chorus:]

AA Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
            CC Piano Chord 
       D/GD/G Piano Chord 

No one can save us from Kim the waitress

AA Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
           CC Piano Chord 
       D/GD/G Piano Chord 

No one can save us but Kim the waitress

AA Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
           CC Piano Chord 
       D/GD/G Piano Chord 

Nobody can save us but Kim the waitress

D/GD/G Piano Chord 
             AA Piano Chord 
    DD Piano Chord 
   CC Piano Chord 
   D/GD/G Piano Chord 
    AA Piano Chord 
   DD Piano Chord 
   CC Piano Chord 
   D/GD/G Piano Chord 

Always turns me on

Sometimes she comes with coffee
Leaning over pouring
I'd like to gently pull her to me
Kiss her with no warning
Seeing her some sunny Sunday morning

[chorus]

(32OO33)
AA Piano Chord 
                 G/DG/D Piano Chord 

She doesn't come around anymore

AA Piano Chord 
            G/DG/D Piano Chord 

And that bothers me

AA Piano Chord 
            G/DG/D Piano Chord 

And that bothers me

AA Piano Chord 

Yeah, it bothers me

CC Piano Chord 
               G/DG/D Piano Chord 
                    DD Piano Chord 
    Dsus4  DD Piano Chord 

Though I don't stand a ghost of a chance with her

AA Piano Chord 
                G/DG/D Piano Chord 

She's pretty (and that bothers me)

AA Piano Chord 
                G/DG/D Piano Chord 

She's pretty (and that bothers me)

AA Piano Chord 
                G/DG/D Piano Chord 

So pretty (and that bothers me)

AA Piano Chord 

And it bothers me

[chorus]

AA Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
           CC Piano Chord 
         D/GD/G Piano Chord 

No one can save us

AA Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
           CC Piano Chord 
         D/GD/G Piano Chord 

No one can save us

AA Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
           CC Piano Chord 
         D/GD/G Piano Chord 
        AA Piano Chord 

Nobody can save us


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Mike Novak