"Non-Existent Patricia"
from The Beauty Process: Triple Platnum

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Non-Existent Patricia,
room four-twenty-six.
Non-Existent Patricia,
does not exist.
Non-Existent Patricia
looks into the walls.
was she at the party?
no one could recall.
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia.....tricia.
Did Patricia say something?
Something I missed?
It was spoken so softly,
it didn't exist.
Non-Existent Patricia,
what's on her mind?
She ain't sayin',
she's being kind, kind, kind.
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia....tricia....tricia.