Liza and Louise - NOFX (from album 'White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean' )
Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burned again
She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck
Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees A-G#-F# 'Til one day she took his car And drove into the city
Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou
Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise
Now will you take your clothes off please? I want to take you to the
moon and back So get on your back."
With a flick of the tongue She made her scream
She made her laugh She made her dance
She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more
Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She said, "I'll never forget the first time You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do She knew just what to do
Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare thats over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun
