Artist: Nerf Herder
Album:  Nerf Herder
Song:   Van Halen

remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the
whole kick ass album.  if you have any corrections or comments be
sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps).  thanks!


~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
:/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)

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(tuning: standard)

(intro)
DD Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 F#^ G^

DD Piano Chord 
   AA Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 F#^ G^
ahhh

(verse 1)

i  i dont kill  and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons
F#^              G^
and i  dont eat meat  and i  dont eat vegetables  no no no

(chorus)
DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
               BB Piano Chord 
             F#^   G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh oh  i  only eat sweets
DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
                         BB Piano Chord 
              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my friend  oh oh oh  i  i only eat candy

(play this 4X)
CC Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 GG Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 


(verse 2)

and i  i dont believe  no i dont  believe in your corny old jesus
F#^        G^
and i  dont worship satan  no  not like charlie and steve no no no

(chorus)
DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
               BB Piano Chord 
             F#^ G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh oh  i  only eat sweets
DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
                     BB Piano Chord 
              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my friend  yeah  i  i only eat candy  yeah


(play this 4X)
CC Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 GG Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 


im angry

(bridge)
DD Piano Chord 
              AA Piano Chord 
  BB Piano Chord 
           F#^  DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
  BB Piano Chord 
         F#^
ylno tae ydnac  ylno tae steews  ylno tae ydnac  ylno tae ydnac
G^
ahhhhhhhhhh

(chorus)
DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
               BB Piano Chord 
             F#^ G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh oh  i  only eat sweets
DD Piano Chord 
            AA Piano Chord 
                     BB Piano Chord 
              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my godd friend  oh i  i only eat candy  yeah

(play this 4X)
CC Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 GG Piano Chord 
 AA Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 

CC Piano Chord 

the longest   line