Artist: Nerf Herder
Album:  Nerf Herder
Song:   Easy Mark


remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the
whole kick ass album.  if you have any corrections or comments be
sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps).  thanks!


~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
:/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)

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(tuning: standard)

(bass plays this twice):
A--------
E---3-2-1

(after first time)
waaaaaaaahhhh

(2X)
GG Piano Chord 
 F#F# Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 
  A--2-3-2-0
E---------

(verse 1)
(M)
GG Piano Chord 
 F#F# Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 
               GG Piano Chord 
 F#F# Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 

ya she      shes bustin out
GG Piano Chord 
               F#F# Piano Chord 
    EE Piano Chord 

put the suitcase in the pinnow
(N)
GG Piano Chord 
          F#F# Piano Chord 
    E~ EE Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 

and get the hell out of ohio

(chorus)
CC Piano Chord 
                          DD Piano Chord 
   BB Piano Chord 

she gets on that great highway
CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 

doesnt want to be anywhere
DD Piano Chord 
            GG Piano Chord 
        F#F# Piano Chord 
    EE Piano Chord 

shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
DD Piano Chord 
            GG Piano Chord 
     F#F# Piano Chord 
   EE Piano Chord 
   DD Piano Chord 

shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh

(verse 2)
(M)
GG Piano Chord 
 F#F# Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 
                  GG Piano Chord 
 F#F# Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 

ya he     hes got a master plan
GG Piano Chord 
             F#F# Piano Chord 
    EE Piano Chord 

ya hes gonna make a fortune
(N)
GG Piano Chord 
             F#F# Piano Chord 
              E~
panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger

shot by shot by shot

(chorus)
CC Piano Chord 
                           DD Piano Chord 
   BB Piano Chord 

he gets on that great highway
CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 

doesnt want to be anywhere
DD Piano Chord 
            GG Piano Chord 
       F#F# Piano Chord 
    EE Piano Chord 

hes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
DD Piano Chord 
            GG Piano Chord 
     F#F# Piano Chord 
   EE Piano Chord 
     DD Piano Chord 

hes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark

(bridge)
CC Piano Chord 

she lays down in the grass
AA Piano Chord 

on strawberry hill
GG Piano Chord 

he is there
DD Piano Chord 

smelling like nicotine and peanut butter

you gotta love her

(solo)
E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------
B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---

ya she
E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~
B-----------------------------------------

she doesnt wanna change this time

theres a hunger in her soul
G*G* Piano Chord 
 G*G* Piano Chord 
 G*G* Piano Chord 
      F#*F#* Piano Chord 
 F#*F#* Piano Chord 
 F#*F#* Piano Chord 

for tater tot casserole
E*E* Piano Chord 
 E*E* Piano Chord 
 E*E* Piano Chord 

with the crispy on the outside oh oh oh

(chorus)
CC Piano Chord 
                          DD Piano Chord 
   BB Piano Chord 

she gets on that great highway
CC Piano Chord 
 BB Piano Chord 
  AA Piano Chord 

doesnt want to be anywhere
DD Piano Chord 
            GG Piano Chord 
        F#F# Piano Chord 
    EE Piano Chord 

shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
DD Piano Chord 
            GG Piano Chord 
     F#F# Piano Chord 
   EE Piano Chord 
     DD Piano Chord 

shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh

(ending)
GG Piano Chord 
            F#F# Piano Chord 
                 EE Piano Chord 
                      DD Piano Chord 

i hate this world  this stupid world  this screwed up world
GG Piano Chord 
           F#F# Piano Chord 
                  EE Piano Chord 
     DD Piano Chord 
     GG Piano Chord 

i hate this world  this fucking world