Verse: When in college our lad made some special friends Kept him from subversives and their kind Swirled within a world of sports and dividends And the song they sang was etched apon his mind
Chorus: Cut the hair off the hippies sleeping Listen up Mike, it's the right thing Chop the fringes, off the freakish In the small pond you'll be a big fish In the small pond you'll be a big fish
Verse: 35 a burning drive possessed him To be the greatest golfer in North Bay Sometimes a fear of failure near obsessed him And then he'd hear the other golfers say
Chorus: Cut the motion on your back swing Listen up Mike, it's the right thing Chop the golf ball with a big swish In the small pond you'll be a big fish In the small pond you'll be a big fish
Verse: Now he's breaking bread with heads of industry The Capitan in the Autumn of his years He proceeds with masionical rapidity When he echos mothers words he hears the cheers
Chorus: Cut the welfare and public housing Listen up Mike it's the right thing Chop the healthcare, you'll get your wish In the small pond you'll be a big fish (everyone!)
Cut the child care and the schooling Listen up Mike it's the Right Wing Chop the free lunch for the poorish In the small pond you'll be a big fish In the small pond you'll be a big fish In the small pond you'll be a big fish!