"Annie Fanny" (based on the Hollywood Argyles' "Alley Oop" by Dallas Frazier; parody lyrics by Lynn Easton)
Intro:
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Verse 1:
There's a chick in the magazine we all know
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
She's a swingin' little chick we all know
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
And what she's got she doesn't owe to luck (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine) She owes it to a cat named Daddy Warbucks (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
She saves the world, there's no-one bolder (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine) She does all this and never gets any older (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
Bridge:
F# G [N.C.] (Annie Fanny) She does all this and you wouldn't surmise B C [N.C.] (Annie Fanny) This chick needs no disguise Bb A [N.C.] (Annie Fanny) Here's a thing that would be the prize C# D [N.C.] (Annie Fanny) To get Annie Fanny a pair of eyes
Verse 2:
When she's in trouble it's so handy (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine) She always gets saved by a pooch named Sandy (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
But the dog's in trouble and it's a sin (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine) He's as blind as Fanny, he needs contact lens (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
[repeat bridge]
Coda:
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine) G D7 G [end cold] (Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)