A while ago someone posted a request for this, so here it is:

Intro(which is like the chorus)

Bb  Eb | Bb  Eb F|   x4

Lyric
GG Piano Chord 
          DD Piano Chord 
           BbBb Piano Chord 
          FF Piano Chord 

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good
CC Piano Chord 
           CmCm Piano Chord 
          BbBb Piano Chord 

With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
GG Piano Chord 
           DD Piano Chord 
            BbBb Piano Chord 
          FF Piano Chord 

The sun was shining so I head for the park
CC Piano Chord 
        CmCm Piano Chord 
           BbBb Piano Chord 

With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes

I got a cousin, and sge got a friend
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
At his apartment, I knock on the door
He wouldn't come out until he got paid

Pre-chorus
BbBb Piano Chord 
    EbEb Piano Chord 
       BbBb Piano Chord 
    EbEb Piano Chord 
   BbBb Piano Chord 
    EbEb Piano Chord 

Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
BbBb Piano Chord 
    EbEb Piano Chord 
   BbBb Piano Chord 
  EbEb Piano Chord 
                   EbEb Piano Chord 
            BbBb Piano Chord 
      EbEb Piano Chord 

If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through

Chorus
BbBb Piano Chord 
      EbEb Piano Chord 
    BbBb Piano Chord 
 EbEb Piano Chord 
   FF Piano Chord 
  BbBb Piano Chord 
     EbEb Piano Chord 
   BbBb Piano Chord 
  EbEb Piano Chord 
  FF Piano Chord 

Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien     (X2 or however many you feel like)

Down at the office had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
Up to the counter to see what they think, they said,
"It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink"

I don't trust anybody, least not around here
(Chorus)

Lead in to bridge (the keyboard solo)
Bb (2 bars)  Ab(2 bars)
An illegal alien, OK
Bridge (background chords)  whole phrase x2
G(no 3rd)  2 bars   G(no 3)/C  2 bars  G(no 3)/Eb 1 bar
G(no 3)/D  G(no 3)/F  half bar each

DD Piano Chord 
             GG Piano Chord 

Consideration for your fellow man
CC Piano Chord 
             D7sus4D7sus4 Piano Chord 

Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan
Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand

there's a bit where the chords are Bm | Em  |D  |A  |  x2

then back to pre-chorus and chorus. Lyrics I left out can be found
at uwp among other places.

Enjoy!

-=Chris

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"why me?"