Someone asked for it last week ... Sorry, I have no time to write
the complete lyrics.

Intro:
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Start with | A |

then 4 times | D | E | G | D | C Bm | A |  |  |

Verse:
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AA Piano Chord 

Warning lights are flashing down ...

DD Piano Chord 

... there's a meeting in the boardroom ...

AA Piano Chord 
                                           DD Piano Chord 

... there's leaking in the washroom, there's a sneak in personnel,

EE Piano Chord 
                                              DD Piano Chord 

Somewhere in the corridor someone was heard to sneeze

AA Piano Chord 

Goodness me this could be industrial disease

(Each instrumental part is played like the intro)

Outro:
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5 times | A |  | E | G | D | C Bm | A |  |

end with | A |