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"Tonyage" by the DESCENDENTS

words and music by Tony Lombardo/Bill Stevenson

as heard on the DESCENDENTS New Alliance Recording
"Milo Goes To College"

transcribed by Mark Woodruff
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Verse Figure w/ Verse #1 Lyrics
N.C. (drums, guitar & vocals enter)
1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 &
e:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
B:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
G:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
D:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
A:---5--4-----------|---5--4-----------|-----5----4-------------------|
E:3-----------6--6--|3-----------6--6--|2/3-----------------6----6----|
(bass arr. for guitar) eh, you beat up Fear's bass player

etc.
e:------------------------------|------------------------------|
B:------------------------------|------------------------------|
G:------------------------------|------------------------------|
D:------------------------------|------------------------------|
A:-----5----4-------------------|-----5----4-------------------|
E:3-------------------6----6----|3-------------------6----6----|
yer all surfers last year three years ago it wasn't cool

Chorus w/ Chorus #1 Lyrics
G5 Bb
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
e:------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
B:------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
G:------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
D:------------------------------|5-------------------8-------------------|
A:-----5----4-------------------|5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6----6----|3-------------------6-------------------|
you spit on me but I'm no one eh, Bobby Pin had long hair but

G5 Bb
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:----------------------------------------|
D:5-------------------8-------------------|
A:5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6-------------------|
you spit on Darby Crash

G5 Bb
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:----------------------------------------|
D:5-------------------8-------------------|
A:5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6-------------------|
he had a fuckin' mohawk, man

G5 Bb
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:----------------------------------------|
D:5-------------------8-------------------|
A:5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6-------------------|
three years ago Forming in 'Seventy-five

Verse Figure Chorus
w/ Verse #2 Lyrics w/ Chorus #2 Lyrics

e:|------------------------|------------------------|
B:|------------------------|------------------------|
G:|------------------------|------------------------|
D:|------------------------|------------------------|
A:|------------------------|------------------------|
E:|------------------------|------------------------|
(6 measures) (4 measures)

Bridge
(double time tempo)
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
G:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
D:------------------------|------------------------|---5--4-----4--3--------|
A:---5--4-----4--3--------|---5--4-----4--3--------|3--------3--------3--6--|
E:3--------3--------3--6--|3--------3--------3--6--|------------------------|

G5 Bb C5 Eb
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
G:------------------------|------------------------|------------5--5--8-----|
D:---5--4-----4--3--------|5--4--3-----------------|5--5--8-----5--5--8-----|
A:3--------3--------3--6--|---------5--4--3--------|5--5--8-----3--3--6-----|
E:------------------------|------------------3-----|3--3--6-----------------|

G5 Bb C5 Eb F5 C5 Bb C5 F5 C5 Bb C5
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & etc.
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
G:------------5--5--8-----|10-10-------------------|10-10-------------------|
D:5--5--8-----5--5--8-----|10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-|10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-|
A:5--5--8-----3--3--6-----|8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-|8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-|
E:3--3--6-----------------|------8--8--6--6--8--8--|------8--8--6--6--8--8--|

Outro (very fast)
G5 D5 C5 D5 G5 D5 C5 D5 G5 D5 Db Bb
1 & 2 & 3 &
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------|
G:12-12-------------------|12-12-------------------|---7--6-----------|
D:12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12-|12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12-|5--7--6--x--8--8--|
A:10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12-|10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12-|5--5--4--x--8--8--|
E:------10-10-8--8--10-10-|------10-10-8--8--10-10-|3--------x--6--6--|
(play 6 times)

Verse #2:

"I'm a New Waver...
My girlfriend's a surfer"
Well, she's more of a poser than you are
And she won't fuck you anyway

Chorus #2:

Eh, it doesn't matter...you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're a bunch of fucking drug addicts
Screwing up what we call fun

Bridge:

I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, no time to get laid
I got a 2" x 2", but it doesn't matter

Outro:

Fake hardcore
You spit on the Urinals