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JUST HOW DRUNK ARE WE GONNA GET?
performed by Pat Dailey, written by Shel Silverstein

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Just how drunk are we gonna get?
FF Piano Chord 

Don't ask me, I don't know yet.
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I just walked in and we just met.
CC Piano Chord 

And there's 20 more bars that we're still gonna hit.

FF Piano Chord 
                      CC Piano Chord 

Will I have a single? Will you have a double?
FF Piano Chord 

Will we get mello?  Will we get in trouble?
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Will we get lucky?  Will we get stinko?
CC Piano Chord 
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Will we stay sober?  No, I don't think so.

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FF Piano Chord 
                  CC Piano Chord 

Just how drunk are we gonna get?
FF Piano Chord 

Don't ask me, I ain't there yet.
FF Piano Chord 
                     BbBb Piano Chord 

I got a whistle that still aint wet.
CC Piano Chord 

So just how drunk are we gonna get.


Will we start dancing and singing loud?
Will we jump on the bar and moon the crowd?
Will you get goosed?  Will I get molested?
Will we get cheered or will we get arrested?

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Will I get in a fight?  Will I wreck my car?
Will I barf on my shoes and leave the bar
with somebodys wife that I've never known,
or will I get really drunk and go home to my own?

CHORUS 6X and fade