Here it is.  Got a lot more of these if anyone's interested.  Be specific
though, don't just say, "hey send some more Buffett...".  Me and some
other folks are currently working on a "Great Chords Compliation" of every
Buffett song ever released.  The lyrics are already completed.  You can
access via anonymous ftp to:  ventura.cs.bsu.edu   /pub/buffett/lyrics
Email me if you have any questions.

Later,
Mike A. Hall
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Pencil Thin Mustache
By Jimmy Buffett

DD Piano Chord 
                 F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
       B7B7 Piano Chord 

Now they make new movies in old black and white
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                        A7A7 Piano Chord 

With happy endings, where nobody fights
DD Piano Chord 
               F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
             B7B7 Piano Chord 

So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                A7A7 Piano Chord 

Honey, jump right up and show your age

Chorus:
DD Piano Chord 
            F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
            B7B7 Piano Chord 

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
E7E7 Piano Chord 
            A7A7 Piano Chord 
       DD Piano Chord 

The "Boston Blackie" kind
DD Piano Chord 
         F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
        B7B7 Piano Chord 

A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                    A7A7 Piano Chord 

And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

DD Piano Chord 
                   D7D7 Piano Chord 

Oh I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
GG Piano Chord 
                      BbBb Piano Chord 

Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
DD Piano Chord 
            F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
         B7B7 Piano Chord 

Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                 A7A7 Piano Chord 
        DD Piano Chord 

Then I could solve some mysteries too

EmEm Piano Chord 
         B7B7 Piano Chord 
          EmEm Piano Chord 
         B7B7 Piano Chord 

Oh it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast
EmEm Piano Chord 
            B7B7 Piano Chord 
         EmEm Piano Chord 

Drinkin' on a fake I.D.
F#mF#m Piano Chord 
         C7C7 Piano Chord 
         F#mF#m Piano Chord 
        C7C7 Piano Chord 

And Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                       A7A7 Piano Chord 

But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana
DD Piano Chord 
            F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
         B7B7 Piano Chord 

Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                 A7A7 Piano Chord 
        DD Piano Chord 

then I could solve some mysteries too

(same as above chords with this verse)
But then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel
Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,
But all you want to do is learn how to score

DD Piano Chord 
               F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
        B7B7 Piano Chord 

Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
E7E7 Piano Chord 
                       A7A7 Piano Chord 

I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
DD Piano Chord 
           F#7F#7 Piano Chord 
        B7B7 Piano Chord 

But I can go to movies and see it all there
E7E7 Piano Chord 
           A7A7 Piano Chord 
     DD Piano Chord 

Just the way that it used to be

Chorus:
That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind, a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Errol Flynn or a Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin' too

DD Piano Chord 

Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah
E7E7 Piano Chord 
              A7A7 Piano Chord 
       DD Piano Chord 

Oh, I could do some cruisin' too

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Chord diagrams:      E7 - |o2o1oo|  A7 - |xo2o2o|
B7 - |x212o2|  F#7- |xx432o|
F#m - |244222|  Bb - |113331|  C7 - |x3231o|
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()==u==        ||  "People criticize us for writing songs   |
________=//=______\____     ||   about sex and booze and drugs... but,   |
|\       //===      \,  \    ||   sorry, that's the ballpark I play in."  |
| \    ( ) /|\       |   \   ||      -bootleg of a 1975 San Fran. show    |
\ |  JB - Live Tonight   | || Choir Director/Church of Buffett-Orthodox |
\|______________________| ||  "Marvin Gardens R.I.P." ---  "RDWHAHB"   |
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