This is for us American fans who don't have the words/music in
the album.  I'm sure it's desperately needed by a few fans (like
myself!)

Intro: G  F  G  F  G  F  C

GG Piano Chord 
		    Gmaj7Gmaj7 Piano Chord 

She says there's ants in the carpet

Em		      Em with D
Dirty little monsters

EbEb Piano Chord 
		       DD Piano Chord 

Eating all the morsels

BmBm Piano Chord 
		       CC Piano Chord 

Picking up the rubbish

GG Piano Chord 
			Gmaj7Gmaj7 Piano Chord 

Give her effervescence

Em			   Em with D
She needs a little sparkle

EbEb Piano Chord 
		  DD Piano Chord 

Good morning t.v.

BmBm Piano Chord 
		  CC Piano Chord 

You're looking so healthy

EmEm Piano Chord 
		 DD Piano Chord 

We all say don't want to be alone

EmEm Piano Chord 
			 DD Piano Chord 

We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same

EmEm Piano Chord 
	      DD Piano Chord 
			   CC Piano Chord 

And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night

CC Piano Chord 
		BB Piano Chord 
 CC Piano Chord 

End of a century, oh it's nothing special

Sex on the t.v.
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty

He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle
Good night t.v., you're all made up
And you're looking like (me)

(repeat chorus)

GG Piano Chord 
   FF Piano Chord 
   GG Piano Chord 
   FF Piano Chord 
    GG Piano Chord 
   FF Piano Chord 
   CC Piano Chord 

Can you eat her, yes you can

(repeat chorus 2x)

(This is all correct, it's straight from the band's notes!!!)