Return of the Postmoderns
Better Than Ezra off Friction, Baby

Intro/Verse riff:
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Verse 1:
(riff)
Ten cent lovers
(riff)
beneath the covers
(riff)
Riding on a wet dream
B5B5 Piano Chord 
		D/AD/A Piano Chord 
  GG Piano Chord 

Silver tonic free

Verse 2 (same as V1):
High stool sweet tarts
Equipped with green cards
Chomp their 401k's
Semi-chocolate brie

Break: F#5  E5

"Chorus" (Riff 2):
A5A5 Piano Chord 
		   F#5F#5 Piano Chord 

Digging in Los Cruces
E5E5 Piano Chord 
		D/AD/A Piano Chord 

for an army drab container
Carbon dating clothes
for the last time they were washed

Verse 3 (same as V1):
Shelby and Sheila
Onomatopoeia
Catch hang nail on Banion
Shiver Martin Sheen

Verse 4 (same):
Preschool mothers
in Technicolor  :-- another cool distorted lyric (tm) :)
Are fire bombing Dresden
Stanton, Harry Dean

"Chorus" (riff 2):
Feeding line caught tuna
to a neutered Bodhisattva
Writhing peached for the President
Out on the White House lawn
Beating Herbert Hoover
With a leather tipped Pinada
Thorn and Katy drink the milk
tinted Amerasian Green

Verse riff and end with chorus riff twice:
RETURN, RETURN, RETURN, etc... :)