the first part is easy

CC Piano Chord 
 DD Piano Chord 
 EE Piano Chord 
 GG Piano Chord 


the "rising" second part of the verse I have not figured out yet, although I
know it starts with D and rises to G

the chorus is somewhat complex...

A-C-G-G-C-D-C

and the "whoa-whoa" section is basically jumping back and forth twixt D and G

: Okay, I had wanted to keep this a secret until I came out with my complete
: parody of the CD, but what the hell, here's some help.  The chords are
: actually more textured than just C-D-E-G, they're C7/add9-D7-E7-G7, then
: D-F#7-G-E.  The "Did Mother Nature" part is A-G6-C7/add9-D-G-D-E.  There's
: more, but I'm rushing out the door.

That's it!!!  all you are missing is the C7 D7 G7 D7 G7 in the "whoa-whoa"
part!!

I am still working on this six string of mine to figure out that last part.
Oh and the mother nature part.....I got it A C7 G..... maybe it is just
me.....thanks mucho!