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Mother's Pride by Paul Heaton and David Rotheray
Here he comes - Mother's Pride With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side Here he comes Mother's Pride With a headful of 'get your laces tied' and 'woe betide'
With a year's supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks It's no suprise at all, at all the friends he makes
His stomach aches
he's Mother's Pride
He's presentable, well looked after He's domestically disastrous He's adorable - Mother's Pride
Here he comes - Father's Pride With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide Here he comes - Father's Pride He's showing all the kids his tickets for ringside
He'll always roam the yard looking for a fight He'll pick on all the kids who're twice his height He's the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night Teacher's Blight - Father's Pride
He's the image of his Dad Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad He's never sad - Father's Pride
Here he comes Mother's Pride Here he comes Father's Pride Here he comes Mother's Pride Father's Pride His Mother's Pride
Lyrics (C) 1990 Go! Discs Music Ltd., used without permission.
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