Happiness Is A Warm Gun
The Beatles

Am9Am9 Piano Chord 
       Am6Am6 Piano Chord 
    EmEm Piano Chord 
              AmAm Piano Chord 
                     EmEm Piano Chord 

She's not a girl   who misses much        Du du du du du du      Oh yeah

DmDm Piano Chord 

She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
AmAm Piano Chord 

like a lizard on a window pane               The
DmDm Piano Chord 
                                                    AmAm Piano Chord 

man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots
DmDm Piano Chord 
                                                   AmAm Piano Chord 

Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
DmDm Piano Chord 
                                                             AmAm Piano Chord 

A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the national trust

double tempo, 3/4 time, "-" equals one measure

A7A7 Piano Chord 
 - - - - - - CC Piano Chord 
 - AmAm Piano Chord 
 -

A7A7 Piano Chord 
       -              -           -           -           -       -
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down, down to the bits that I left up town
CC Piano Chord 
        -              -          -
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down.

A7A7 Piano Chord 
              CC Piano Chord 
            -    A7A7 Piano Chord 
              G7G7 Piano Chord 
           -
Mother Superior jump the gun,     Mother Superior jump the gun.     (3X)

half tempo, still 3/4 time, lyrics in () are spoken, with "oo" etc in back

CC Piano Chord 
      AmAm Piano Chord 
        FF Piano Chord 
        G7G7 Piano Chord 
  CC Piano Chord 
     AmAm Piano Chord 
        FF Piano Chord 
           G7G7 Piano Chord 

Happiness is a warm gun      Happiness is a warm gun, mama
Cmaj7Cmaj7 Piano Chord 
   Am7Am7 Piano Chord 
      FF Piano Chord 
       G7G7 Piano Chord 
     CC Piano Chord 
      Am7Am7 Piano Chord 
     FF Piano Chord 
              G7G7 Piano Chord 
      CC Piano Chord 

(When I hold you   in my arms    And I feel my finger on your trigger     I
Am7Am7 Piano Chord 
    FF Piano Chord 
              G7G7 Piano Chord 

know nobody can do me no harm, because)

Happiness  is a warm gun mama, etc, blah, blah  (same chords, C Am F G7)