Mister Wrong
Johnny Hickman/Cracker

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Well meet me by the river that goes nowhere,
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Let me lay my sorry trip on you
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Oh won't you meet me by the river little darlin'
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I might just let you see my bare tattoo.
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I was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't.
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It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke,
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but there's some change in my ashtray,
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maybe just enough to pay
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for a half pint of something probably make us choke.

chorus:
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Well no I'd rather not go and meet your family
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They'd probably send me back where I belong,
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Don't wanna hear about your mister right,
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He's out of town tonight,
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Baby come and spend some time with mister wrong.

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I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler
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and a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
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and baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography
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and a ten pound flashlight floating in the trunk.

repeat chorus

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And do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you
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and would she like to meet my brother?
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He'll be out of jail in a month or two.

instrumental break on verse chords
repeat first verse, chorus, end on this last line:

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Yeah where I come from they call me mister wrong.


All errors, misprints and mispellings are mine and mine alone.