intro (hammer on) A D(slid up to 5th) D (slid to 4th) A (hammer on) E A E A E G D
A is for angry which is what you are at me
A is for adult which is what I'll never be
A is for applesauce, my favourite meal
A is for Adam which is how I sometimes feel
like I'm the only man on Earth
and I've forgotten what that's worth
A is for Arthur he's a lovable drunk AM&Azing like Thelonius Monk A is for argument, A is for apparent A is for antagonism that's not even there it's just you begging for affection or something I won't even mention
CHORUS D D(up to 4th fret)A And I don't even know why you keep on trying D D(up to 4th) A Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of them can't let go.
A is for algebra, I learned it in school A is what Fonzie said 'cause he was very cool A is for adversary, A is for alection A is arousal you are giving me an erection c'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour.
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Met a woman I used to know
Long before you, long ago.
All I could say, after hello
Was "are you still single?"
A is for attitude I can't help but wield A is for arrogance, emotional shield A is for acting, A is for abhorrently A is for asshole which is what I am how rude of me I owe you an apology I'm sorry.