Go out and buy this album.  Now.

FRANK BLACK
'Thalassocracy'

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Wait
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It isn't so great
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Since you learned karate chop chop chop chop chop
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You're walking machs
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And I'm just swimming in the slop slop slop slop slop
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You wave your wand at me
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And make me dance flip-flop flip-flop flip
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I want to sing for you
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And make your head go pop pop pop pop pop

CHORUS
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The Inuit man
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Had not so much a Caesar
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He had provision

Say
You're spraying in the windy
And I'm just pissing off off off
I'm literally deaf down here
Softly can you hear me
Through the sucking of your quaff quaff quaff quaff quaff
I'm Thalassocracy
And you're just Romanov ov ov